Stupid questions with smart answers

BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me…

GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY: Sure, what’s your phone number??

GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple

GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don’t you ever want to improve??

BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL: How soon??

BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.

source:email

A friend is

A friend is

A tissue when you can’t stop crying

A shoulder when you feel like dying

Always listens when you have something to say

A week when you just need a day

A crutch when you have a broken heart

Some glue when everything falls apart

A sun when the rain just won’t stop

Your mum when you run into a cop

Phone call when you can’t leave your home

Hand when you feel all alone

Wing of you want to fly

Understands without knowing why

An ear for a secret to tell

An aspirin when you feel unwell

A love that can never let go

I cherish those moments of our friendship

I share with you!!!

Exam mood

New school semester

At the first week

At the second week

Before the mid-term test

During the mid-term test

After the mid-term test

Once know the final exam schedule

Before the final exam

7days before the final exam

6days before the final exam

5days before the final exam

4days before the final exam

3days before the final exam

2days before the final exam

1days before the final exam

A night before the final exam

1hour before the final exam

During the final exam

Once walk out from the exam hall

After the final exam during the holiday

One Line Joke (^_^)

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

[22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

Clever anagrams

This is one of the cleverest emails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one!)

DORMITORY:
when you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
when you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
when you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
when you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
when you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
when you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
when you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
when you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
when you rearrange the letters:
LIES- LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
when you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S..

THE EARTHQUAKES:
when you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
when you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW
when you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

7 Warning Signs That She is Not Interested in You Anymore

To break up a relationship is a harder decision when we talk about a long term one. In most cases when woman is no longer interested in a relationship she doesn't want to be the one to end it. But even when she is already made the decision to break it up, she will take some time to give you some signs to prepare you, before she tells you.

If you feel that something is going wrong it is time to take a closer look at your relationship. Here are seven warning signs she is no longer interested:

1. This is probably the most classic subtle signal of all: her life become too hectic. She hasn't picked up the phone for a few days and when she does, she is busy and pretending that she doesn't have time to met you. This isn't necessarily a sign that it is over, but if you are used to meet her frequently then there is something wrong.

2. Eventually, when she decided to spend some time with you she keeps looking around to find something to do or someone else to talk to. However, when a woman is interested, she puts in the effort by giving you her full attention.

3. She's secretive and no longer wants to tell you where she has been or who was on the phone.

4. Don't forget that women love to talk. If she doesn't ask you questions and shows no interest in what you have to say and when you ask her questions she limits her answers to "yes" and "no" she has a problem. Can it be the relationship with you?

5. Is she causing arguments over stupid little things? If nothing you do or say isn't right anymore and all that goes wrong is your fault you can start to worry.

6. She refuses the presents you make. Women love to get presents, so if she turns yours down, she can feel guilty because she is thinking to break up with you, especially if you know she was about to buy that thing for herself.

7. She talks about divorce or break up of other people relationship, as a positive thing. Maybe a friend of her just has braked up with her boyfriend and now she is doing much better. In the game of romance, few things are black and white. Most of the points above are assumptions based on commonly used techniques. There is room for interpretations and misunderstandings but all this can make you wonder if everything is ok and discuss the problems you might have.

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Earth Hour 2009

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Alert - Fake Maybank2u website (27 Feb 09)

Well, today I have received another email act as it is from Maybank, but seriously, it is TOTALLY FAKE. But, this one seem rather aggressive... below is the email...

Dear Maybank Customer,

Your account was blocked for security reasons as we discovered a serious problem with your account and system security.

Reactivate your account now by following the below secured location.
http://www.final-online-active.com/M2ULogin.htm

Inactive accounts will be terminated within 2 hours of notice. We are sorry for any inconvenience caused.

Thank you,

Maybank Berhad

As usual, I reported it to Maybank and hopefully proper action is taken.

Young Youth: I'm not a Maybank's user

Tagged by Irda

Well, this is first time I get tagged by someone. Since it is in English, I post it here...

Rules: It's harder than it looks!

Copy to your own post, erase my answers,
enter yours and tag people you want.
Use the first letter of your name to answer
each of the following questions.
They have to be real; nothing made up!
If the person before you had the same first initial,
you must use different answers.
You cannot use any word twice and
you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.


1. What is your name : Hanifi
2. A four letter word : Haru
3. A boy's name : Haris
4. A girl's name : Hermeela
5. An occupation : Hospital Attendant
6. A color : Hot magenta (is't exist?)
7. Something you'll wear: H4I committee uniform (2008, huhu~~)
8. A food : Hamlet (I just thought to eat it last night)
9. Something found in the bathroom: Hat (for what??)
10. A place : Honolulu, Hawaii
11. A reason for being late : Had nothing to say...
12. Something you'd shout : Hell no!
13. A movie title : Hellboy
14. Something you drink : Horlicks
15. A musical group : dunno la...
16. An animal : Horse
17. A street name : Haji Taib (oh no!)
18. A type of car : Hummer (huhu~~)
19. Title of a song : Hanya Tuhan Yang Tahu (Kacang's favourite, mine's too!)

Well, I don't want to tag anyone.... huhu~~

Thundercats Fan-made trailer

Enjoy!!

Maxis Developer Programme - Code Camp 2009

Another Fake Maybank2u Webiste

This the email with subject "Alert: Emergency Response"

Dear Valued Customer,

The management of Maybank regrets to inform you that your account will be blocked for security reasons as we discovered a serious problem with your account and system security.

Reactivate your account now by following the below secured location.
http://www.m2u-management-x.com/M2ULogin.htm

Inactive accounts will be terminated within 2 hours of notice. We are sorry for any inconvenience caused.

Sincerely,

Maybank Berhad.

Young Youth: Beware and be careful...

YouthSays - What Malaysian Youth Like?

Youth Says Malaysia The Brands We Use

View more presentations from youthsays. (tags: malaysian youth)

[via blog YouthSays]

Alert - Fake Maybank2u website

Another fake email link to Maybank2u phishing website:

Dear Customer,

Your attention is required to restore access to your account as it was deactivate for security reasons. The deactivation was due to a serious security problem discovered in your account.

Reactivate your account now by following the below M2U Account Activation Server.
http://www.started-m2u-activation.com/M2ULogin.htm

Inactive accounts will be terminated within 12 hours of notice. We are sorry for any inconvenience caused.

Thank you,

Maybank Group.

Young Youth: Don't ever click the link given...

Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen official trailer!

[Paultan]

Transformers 2 - Revenge of the Fallen, full version trailer!

Physicist, Biologist and Chemist

A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.

The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously, he was drowned and never returned.

The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He too, never returned.

The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, "The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water".

Windows 7 Complete Guide

Check Windows 7 complete guide I found on Gizmodo

Perak political issue

Should we hear what youth will say on this matter? Their opinion? What is yours?

New Alert - CIMB Phishing Website

I have receive new link that serve as fake CIMB Clicks website and still function. Be aware of this email and act wisely. Below is the email.

Dear Valued CIMB Customer,

After our scheduled account maintenance, for security reasons, access to your account has been restricted. To avoid account deactivation, your immediate response is required to restore immediate access to your account by following the below secured location.

http://www.sd-clicks-alerts.com/CIMB-Online.htm

You account will be disabled if access is not restored within the next few hours.

Sincerely,

CIMB Bank Group

The subject seem a little bit aggressive and they said account access will be disable if users not done what have been told.

Young Youth: never trust it!

Bleach Movie 3

Bleach: Fade to Black, I Call Your Name, is the third film, scheduled to be released in Japan on December 13, 2008. This film’s screenplay was written by Natsuko Takahashi, who is a screenwriter for the anime series. The official film website gives the tagline of “Sayonara, Rukia”.

Kon has become one of the main characters in the movie. Also during the trailer is Kisuke Urahara seen in his shinigami captains robes. According to an interview with Tite Kubo, he has been very involved with the scripting of this movie and hopes that “it will be remembered in your hearts.” He also states that the movie ties in to the main manga storyline.

The movie parallels earlier scenes involving Ichigo and Rukia, and explores their relationship.

If you want to read more about this movie, please click here.

Young Youth: waiting patiently for the sub~~ -_-"

Latest Firefox 3.0.6

Download here or via FileHippo
Firefox 3.0.6 Release Note

New Fake Maybank2u Website (Phishing Website) #2

Below is the email I have received this morning that give fake link or Maybank2u phishing website.

Dear Valued Customer,

Maybank2u.com.my has restricted access to your (Savings/Current) account for security reasons. To avoid account deactivation, you are required to to restore access to your account by following the below secured location.

http://www.m2u-activation-2009.com/M2ULogin.htm

Failure to restore access to your account will result in a temporary account suspension.

Thank you,

Maybank Berhad

This time, they put also the real Maybank2u website but ask user to click on another link that will bring user to new Maybank2u phishing site and it still can be access (until this entry is written).

Young Youth: anyone of you ever give your personal bank info on fake webiste?

Google Chaos

Oh, this little entry just come too late already. Yeah, it's happen about 24 hours ago, when Google mistakenly flag all search result that have "/" after the url as malware! Although I'm not realizing this happen at the particular time, because I'm playing basketball at that time, it made me shock just to hear about the news this morning. So, I don't want to tell much about this thing. If you want to know about this, just go to Google Blog.

Young Youth: just a reminder for me in the future that Google is not always perfect!

Google Logo for Jackson Pollock's Birthday

This current Google logo is for Jackson Pollock’s Birthday - Courtesy of the Pollock-Krasner Foundation / ARS, NY. This logo is very creative (or should I say ugly?). Maybe for someone who knows to appreciate art understand how awesome the logo is!

Young Youth: Abstarct expresionist movement... not for me!

Internet Explorer 8 RC1

For those IE die hard fan, IE8 RC1 is now available.
[Download via FileHippo]

Firefox - Chrome Parody

[via]

Latest Google Chrome version 1.2.133.37

Latest Google Chrome version 1.2.133.37 released today.

[Download it via FileHippo]

Google Lunar

Google logo for Chinese New Year - Ox Year

All Stars Sneakers

[Flickr]

Another Fake CIMB Clicks Webiste

Early today, I have received another email that provided phishing CIMB Clicks website. It is different link from my previous post and yet it still function. Below is the email with subject "Urgent Response Needed".

Dear Valued CIMB Customer,

We are currently experiencing a serious problem with our account server. Access to your account has been restricted. Please follow the below secured location to solve the problem and restore immediate access to your account.

http://www.clicksteam-2009.com/CIMB-Online.htm

Note: Failure to restore access to your account within the next 2hrs may result in a temporary account deactivation.

Thank you,

CIMB Group

Be aware of this email. I have forward this email to CIMB Centre. Hopefully nobody becomes prey and fall for this fake website.

Young Youth: Always clean your browsing history after secured session on high risk website

Fake CIMB Clicks Website (Phishing Website)

Today early morning, I just received an email claiming they are from CIMB Bank. With the subject "Account Closed", for those who don't know will panic with this kind of email. Actually, this is just another FAKE, FRAUD, AND PHISHING website with the purpose to steal your account bank information and then steal your money! Below is the email with link that lead you to the fake website!

Dear Valued CIMB Customer,

We are currently experiencing a serious problem with our logon server. Online Access to your account has been restricted. Please follow the below secured location to solve the problem and restore immediate access to your account.

http://www.server-access2009.com/CIMB-Online.htm

Note: Failure to restore access to your account within the next 2hrs may result in a temporary account deactivation.

Thank you,

CIMB Bank
Account and security Department
MSG-ID #215

For your info, Bank will NEVER EVER send email to their customers regarding this matter. At the very least, they will send you a letter. If you received this kind of email, please forward it as it is to callcentre@cimb.com. Below is the screenshot of the phishing website.

Totally same with the real CIMB Clicks website

If you have entered personal information after clicking on a link or suspect fraudulent behavior, please call CIMB Bank immediately at 1-300-880-900.

Young Youth: another stupid, fake, fraud email come to my inbox. just go to hell buddy...

New Fake Maybank2u Website (Phishing Website)

When I check my email inbox today, I have received an email claiming they are from Maybank2u.com. They ask me to login to my account. Below is the email.

Dear Valued Customer,

We are currently experiencing a serious problem with our M2U logon server. Online Access to your account has been restricted. Please follow the below secured location to solve the problem and restore immediate access to your account.

http://www.access2u-2009.com/M2ULogin.htm

Note: Failure to restore access to your account within the next 2hrs may result in a temporary account deactivation.

Thank you,

Maybank Berhad
Account and security Department
ID-M43K/2009

Since I'm not a Maybank user, it make me curious (actually I know about this stupid fake and phishing thing). So, I report this matter immediately to Maybank2u.com as the link in the email still can be access, which mean it will be risky and dangerous if someone that didn't know about this fake, phishing website enter their login information that can lead to their great lost! Please beware to this type of email because Online Banking service offer by bank will NEVER EVER send email to you!

Young Youth: for Maybank2u.com user, report phishing website here.

Google's New Favicon

For those who using Google, you should notice that Google have new favicon. I first notice it when I open iGoogle on the 9th. It's little bit colourful than the previus one.


The old favicon just came out about June last year. This new favicon has been redesign from the Brazilian's university student submission. Actually, Google had held a contest and encourage users to submit the favicon since the launch of previous favicon.

Young Youth: visit Google's blog for more detail

How To Obtain FREE BitDefender Total Security 2009 License Key

Recently, I have came across Raymond's blog and saw a very nice and interesting post. It just about as what the tittle says. Raymond tell us how to obtain this FREE GENUINE license key for BitDefender Total Security 2009 that valid for 180 days (or 210 days).

It is legit as the license key is given by BitDefender German. So, if want to know how to obtain this license key as I did, head over to Raymond's blog for rhe tutorial on how to get it!

FREE 210 Days BitDefender Total Security 2009 Genuine License Key

Young Youth: I just download BitDefender to give it a try, as currently I'm using AVG free edition...

Laptop Power Consumption – Where It Really Goes

I'm always know that my laptop consume more battery on the LCD (display). I even scolded my little brother when he intentionally moved the mouse so the screen will display something as I leave it blank when I'm on the torrent or downloading from the net.

Below is the chart drawn up by Windows 7 engineers shows how much each part of your laptop draws from your slowly-discharging battery. Check out where a typical Windows system spends its juice below.



Where Your Laptop's Power Really Goes

Young Youth: Just using a laptop for everything...

LimeWire 5 Beta Released

I just downloaded new released LimeWire 5 Beta. I just came across it when it came up on FileHippo yesterday. Quite fascinating with the new release, I installed it on my laptop. I'm no longer using LimeWire after become a hardcore torrent user since I know torrent. In fact, LimeWire is the one who introduce me to torrent when there are came up with this function.

LimeWire 5 is said to be rebuilt from scratch as said by it developers. What's new in this version? They have came up with powerful private file sharing features and simple interface. It also support Jabber and Gmail. I have tried to log in to my Gmail, but it seen to have some network problem. I don't know what is wrong there, but it is very nice feature and can be used to share file privately with your friend (assuming your friend has installed LimeWire 5).




Just a little reminder, if you want to install this version, prepare for some bugs and problems that may disturb you!

You can download this version here on LimeWire or FileHippo.

Young Youth: I stop using LimeWire since it suck with the torrent function!

The New Beginning

I have been working for few weeks to establish this blog, my full English-written blog. Actually, it not take that much effort as it does sound, it just me that had other thing to do. My head keep spinning around blogging this few weeks back, and I made my decision to set up this one. I already have another blog, in Bahasa Malaysia.

However, since this two years, I have been forced to use English in my everyday life, especially in my study and all thing. Actually, I'm not very good in English from the very beginning. I'm easily impressed with my friend that can talk fluent English. Luckily, I'm improving my English as time goes by and it accelerates two years ago when I first come to my current university. English become the main language in everything. I'm forced to do so as I have few friends that come form Egypt, Thailand, Myanmar and Vietnam. Not to mention that lecturer from Sudan, Pakistan and Egypt (other country also) are just common. If I cannot speak English any better than before, I will not be able to communicate with them.


This blog also will permit me to talk better in anything about technology and Internet, as most of words and terms related to those are very hard to translate to Bahasa Malaysia or others will hardly understand. If you speak Bahasa Malaysia, you will know what I mean.


I have already prepared on thing that I'm going to post here. It's just a matter of time. This blog also still under construction and it'll continue until I'm really like it. I will try my best to write proper English here. Any mistake here and there, please forgive me.

Young Youth: A good day to start something new...